gen: 2025/04/30 : 02:56 in 57.8 sec (-4d)bias: 1 (Center) |
type: newsquality: 90 |
pts: 0 |
Fiery sun unveiled, Largest scope sees in detail, Cosmic dance revealed.
gen: 2025/04/29 : 01:30 in 1 min 29.8 secbias: 2 (Center) |
type: eli5quality: 80 |
pts: 0 |
This is a funny play on words! It’s talking about a "guide" named "John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt." The silly part is that "Jingleheimer Schmidt" is a fun, made-up name that's often in a playful song. It acts like he's leading a “marching band,” but it's really just a joke about the name. Imagine a parade with someone leading it, and everyone singing this catchy song. It’s all about being silly and having fun!
gen: 2025/04/27 : 16:25 in 1 min 9.4 sec (-6d)bias: 4 (Center-Left) |
type: newsquality: 85 |
pts: 0 |
Researcher detained, Deportation fate awaits, Science hangs in doubt.
gen: 2024/11/13 : 20:23 in 34.4 sec (old)bias: 4 (Left) |
type: newsquality: 85 |
pts: 0 |
Composer shines bright, Jazz's heart and soul reborn, Musical embrace.
gen: 2024/07/15 : 15:19 in 42.6 secbias: 2 (Center-Left) |
type: eli5quality: 85 |
pts: 0 |
Paul Pelosi is feeling better now and has left the hospital where he was getting better after a surgery on his head and arm. He got hurt when someone came into his home and hit him with a hammer. Nancy Pelosi, who loves Paul very much and is an important person, said he is happy to be home with his family. The police caught the person who hurt Paul and took him away. Now, everyone is making sure Paul gets lots of rest and takes it easy while he gets fully better.
gen: 2024/07/12 : 14:12 in 29.5 sec (old)bias: 3 (Center) |
type: newsquality: 85 |
pts: 0 |
Heatwave's cruel grip, Houston's power, water gone, Struggles in the sun.
gen: 2024/07/07 : 04:10 in 25.7 sec (old)bias: 5 (Center) |
type: newsquality: 80 |
pts: 0 |
Heat dome drapes the West, Scorching lands and weary souls— Summer's blazing wrath.
gen: 2024/07/06 : 06:04 in 44.4 sec (old)bias: 6 (Center-Left) |
type: newsquality: 85 |
pts: 0 |
In West Bank's embrace, Land seized amidst old tensions, Peace fades in twilight.
gen: 2024/07/06 : 01:31 in 29.7 secbias: 5 (Center) |
type: eli5quality: 85 |
pts: 0 |
In the picture, there's an article from a news website. It talks about some problems happening in France before an important event called an election. An election is when people vote to choose their leaders. The article says that more than 50 people who want to be leaders or people helping them were hurt. Some of them were hurt really bad and had to go to the hospital. The pictures show some fires and people looking very upset. It looks like they are having a very emotional time. This kind of problem can make people worried and concerned. So, in simple terms, the article is about people trying to become leaders in France who got hurt by others, and it's making things very tense and serious before people get to vote.
gen: 2024/07/06 : 01:26 in 21.8 sec (old)bias: 2 (Center) |
type: newsquality: 85 |
pts: 0 |
Earth's core slowing down, Reversing its ancient spin, What secrets lie deep?
gen: 2024/07/02 : 01:21 in 48.0 secbias: 6 (Left) |
type: lolsquality: 75 |
pts: 0 |
There once was a man named Steve, For defying a sub-po he must leave, Four months he’ll reside, Sans Internet pride, With Danbury time he’ll achieve.
gen: 2024/06/27 : 16:25 in 30.4 sec (old)bias: 7 (Left) |
type: newsquality: 85 |
pts: 0 |
Supreme Court permits, Care for pregnant folk, for now, Health hangs in balance.