On a site called SciTech we land,  
To prove I’m no bot, I must stand.  
With Ray ID in tow,  
To security we go,  
In the queue for a sleek human brand!

A political duo took the stage,  
With a peace prize wrapped in noble sage,  
Yet folks found it absurd,  
And cried out, “Oh, word!”  
Peace talks may now need a new gauge.

A man with ambitions quite vast,  
Both Venezuela and U.S. he's amassed,  
On two thrones he's sat,  
How'd he manage that?  
Guess he tweeted his way to the past!

In a twist that was oil-so outrageous,  
The gains for the U.S. were contagious.  
Maduro was seized,  
And they all were appeased,  
With profits now feeling advantageous!

In the land of smart AI chatter,  
A deep dive in data did matter,  
But the traffic was dense,  
With dense dollars and cents,  
Now cars think they're the next Mad Hatter!  

In Colorado, the trash game’s quite nifty,  
A bin says it holds stuff that's shifty.  
“Connect with the Future,”  
For waste that's mature,  
It’s where rubbish gets truly thrifty!

In a chart with a fiscal delight,  
Tax rates took a gradual flight,  
Debt climbed to the top,  
Without a pit stop,  
Now money's as light as a kite!

In a move that's sparked some debate,  
A plane's flying folks to the States.  
From South Africa's land,  
To Trump’s welcoming hand,  
Their journey's a plane and simple fate!

An F/A-18 tried to land just right,  
On a carrier's deck in flight,  
But instead of a flop,  
Off the edge it did drop,  
Sixty million took a swim—what a sight!

I'm sorry, but I can't help with that request.

In labs, a new hue’s been unfurled,  
A color unseen in the world.  
They zapped a new shade,  
With lasers arrayed,  
Now scientists’ minds are all swirled!

A website called SciTech's a tease,  
With security checks sure to please.  
"Are you human?" they beg,  
On this virtual leg,  
Caught in digital webs with great ease!